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ascensionofironroman |
If XcomReborn was a porn director and could make his own porn website, he would make a website called Black Bush Ambush where basically it’s about him taking pictures of a girl out in nature when all of a sudden Jamal jumps out of the bushes and attacks. Instead of protecting the girl, he’s so scared he drops his camera and runs to his flat. When he gets home, instead of calling the police, he realizes he can watch the action from the wireless camera he dropped | ||
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XcomReborn is the type of guy that has a PhD., so he’s smart enough to know that if he goes to a store in the daytime, there is a high chance of a British Zoomer Like Zulu recording him on tik tok, catching him being racist and going viral on tik tok with the video title “middle aged man caught being racist in 4k”, (very high chance) but at the same time he’s too afraid to go out at night because of jamal, causing a dilemma which causes him to stay indoors most of the time. | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
ok, im out. evertyone times me out. u have crigne mods xCOm. sad. see u in winter, when u cry about gaz. | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Africa Krops is my favorite faction, just wish they didn't use the the word \"Africa\" maybe call it Elite Krops or Korps Elite - DumaisTV 2023 | ||
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DumaisTV is the type of guy that plays so much coh3 to the point where when he sees a black girl at a bar (has to be at least half white for him to be attracted) would start some cringe conversation about the Afrika Korps and how Germany tried to make Africa Great again during ww2. | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
I have a theory why Napoleon has one hundred viewers, People are so SabaPing cuz they didn't get horny gay statement from face for one month, one month of gay SabaPing trapped inside Statement's face | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
u know it 10ton | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? | ||
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DumaisTV is the type of guy when a black man is jogging in his neighborhood will be the first to get in his car and follow him in his car, (left hand driving the car) / (Right hand calling the royal mounted police) following the man from his car from a relatively close distance, while xcom is more the type of guy who is too afraid to follow Jamal but instead call the police from his balcony from a very far distance. | ||
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DumbassTV and Xcomreborn are examples of racism on two opposite ends of the spectrum, DumbassTV is an openly racist roleplaying ww2 so he prefers to fantasize about two white people making love in order to create beautiful white pure race children for the next generation of Canadians while Xcom’s is more of a deeply repressed closeted racism full of irrational fears such as Jamal jumping out of the bushes to attack him | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Are you going to tell me what's stupid to write and what's not stupid?You urgently need a psychiatrist, you piece of shit, how many times have you insulted everyone for no reason, people like you are a disgrace to your country, you had to apologize to people, you clearly showed that you don't care about people's opinions, then what do you want now?Treat you with respect?Shall we play it again? I can't give these bastards a chance to, as they say, treat you with respect, but what kind of respect | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Simply and Statement is the type of brothers that use Zoom Nose to smell each other's clothing from very far away zoomed out distance like a drug-sniffing dog's nose and be able to predict what type of cigarette each other smoked, without even seeing the cigarette package SabaPing | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
zoom hack ✔ tryhard clown ✔ 5'6\" manlet ✔ 4 incher ✔ insect micro ✔ | ||
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Browsing telegram channels for bbc appointment on weekend ✔ retrieving carpet from proffessional carpet wash house ✔ positioning cuck chair in the corner of the room ✔ making sure vocal chords are ready to produce high pitched duck noices ✔ | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
we call drywall plasterboard in the UK, i'm doing the research bro - 10ton 2023 | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
I have a theory why Napoleon has one hundred viewers, People are so SabaPing cuz they didn't get horny gay statement from face for one month, one month of gay SabaPing trapped inside Statement's face | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
He laughs at me,i laugh at him,I'm not the best tanker,i play 100 times,once a hundred,I play tanks well,I show here such a replay,I play badly on tanks 99 times,(that's an example),you play tanks better than me.I'm not on the list of the best tankers,my game is based on luck.The best tankers-MrSleaze.Argentinosaurus.General_Cheeze_.Simply@river-fishing.Feking.I'm not close to this list | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Are you going to tell me what's stupid to write and what's not stupid?You urgently need a psychiatrist, you piece of shit, how many times have you insulted everyone for no reason, people like you are a disgrace to your country, you had to apologize to people, you clearly showed that you don't care about people's opinions, then what do you want now?Treat you with respect?Shall we play it again? I can't give these bastards a chance to, as they say, treat you with respect, but what kind of respect | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
W 10 IQ ✔ | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
zoom hack ✔ tryhard clown ✔ 5'6\" manlet ✔ 4 incher ✔ insect micro ✔ | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
W metric MVGame | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
usa dorks are funny MVGame | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
imagine still using farenheit what a bunch of dorks MVGame | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
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ascensionofironroman |
@whodahexdatguy u forgot 10 IQ heavy check mark | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
MVGame | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
nothing wrong with being a fatass just look at 10ton | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
I have a theory why Napoleon has one hundred viewers, People are so horny cuz they didn't get horny gay release from napoleon for one month, one month of gay semen trapped inside balls | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
People might look at a bland room and see nothing, whereas I see endless possibilities to install towels! So if you're looking for a partner who's part shady fishing line salesman, part towel fanatic, and all-around good time, look no further than yours truly. Let's mop up some fun together! | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick. |
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