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whodahexdatguy |
Xcom is the type of guy on the first day of work, will buy so many microwave meals and fill up the work refrigerator with microwave meals to a point where the other workers cannot fit their fresh foods in the work refergerator | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy when playing a sport, he will pick the position like a goalie or punter that requires least amount of cardio, time, effort and energy and will just sit there on his phone and play video games and watch porn whole game | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
b b s pasta Kreygasm | ||
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10bag |
In an alternate universe where women were actually approachable and XcomReborn didn’t give in to his instant gratification mammalian brain, Xcom manages to get himself a wife. Instead of planning romantic dates and vacations he instead goes on the internet to ask questions. like, How can I get my wife to like Jamal? | ||
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1aveator |
It did take 30 minutes though | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
LUL | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy back when interent was slow as a kid, would wait for his parents to leave the house, then he would wait 30 minutes to load 1 porn picture, which was the beginning of his 30 year battle with porn addiction. | ||
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1aveator |
Give me that comeback group lottery | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
DumaisTV is the type of guy when a black man is jogging in his neighborhood will be the first to get in his car and follow him in his car, (left hand driving the car) / (Right hand calling the royal mounted police) following the man from his car from a relatively close distance, while xcom is more the type of guy who is too afraid to follow Jamal but instead call the police from his balcony from a very far distance. | ||
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10bag |
XcomReborn is the type of guy to complain in a free ameatuer porn comment section about how the camera angle is bad and how he can’t see Jamal “thrusting” deep inside and will say that if he is the camera man he would film the video angle better. | ||
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1aveator |
^^ fire pasta | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
After studying 3,305 people ages 16 to 44, researchers found that the brain’s response time begins to decline at age 24. The descent is a slow, but nonetheless a steady one. The study also found that older participants compensated for their shortage of speed with strategy and efficiency. | ||
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10bag |
why i am not mod, give me sword so i can ban scammer sadness, once i worked at scammy work, i quit in 1 hour thats so gay stealing money to other people when i realized that i had to steal money i dropp off call and quit job | ||
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1aveator |
Micro is a gaming term that is short for \"micromanage\" or \"micromanagement.\" The term refers to how well and fast a player controls his units in combat. Micro is related to APM and commonly used in games such as StarCraft and Warcraft 3 (including the DOTA MOBA mod). Micro is contrasted with macro, which is the ability to build an army efficiently. | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
stop cry aobut rng, u play brits :D im play since 2006, xcom calm down plz. i know everything and just for info. u guys found out pak abuse, capwalk 2 years ago. im was using them 7 years ago :D so dont tell me that i dont know something about CoH i was doing them on 1.0 version, when im was playing on gameranger )) | ||
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1aveator |
after they wiped the at gun of course | ||
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88livefree |
feels good to see those rifle squads shred kch | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Browsing telegram channels for bbc appointment on weekend :heavy_check_mark: retrieving carpet from proffessional carpet wash house :heavy_check_mark: positioning cuck chair in the corner of the room :heavy_check_mark: making sure vocal chords are ready to produce high pitched duck noices :heavy_check_mark: | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
Kreygasm | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
30 kill rifle strat | ||
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10bag |
It's not my fault that this happened, he didn't let me build a factory | ||
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hjtheman |
@alfredjodocusquack noted. | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Any good 🐦 pasta in chat? | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
would wait until the end of the flight to pull that one out tho | ||
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hjtheman |
Lmao | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids is the answer btw | ||
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hjtheman |
@alfredjodocusquack is this a trap? Kappa | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Any good SabaPing pasta in chat? | ||
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10bag |
((left hand flying the plane) / (right hand calling the canadian royal mounted police)) | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
ask them what’s Belgium famous for @hjtheman |
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