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edgewalker69

Pornography Shrinks Brain Areas Associated With Motivation; Does X-Rated Media Make You Lazy? A new German study shows a lowered connectivity in the brain relating to reward and motivation among men who consumed the most pornography per week. Professor Dr. John Boner Jones (PhD. in Human Sexuality and Sex Addiction) discovered this is why XcomReborn lacks the motivation to exercise and lives a sedentary lifestyle.

edgewalker69

Boner Jones dropped this one yesterday:

simply_coh

@alfredjodocusquack im want to take my innitial reaction about your pasta back, its advanced english and i couldnt fully understand it :( its great pasta especially compared to edgewalkers trash pasta

edgewalker69

@alfredjodocusquack he is a slippery cunt Kappa

resurrectionofironroman

ok, im out. evertyone times me out. u have crigne mods xCOm. sad. see u in winter, when u cry about gaz.

alfredjodocusquack

Seems like you have given this some thought Kappa

simply_coh

think only thing that shuts 10bag down is a timeout and xcom is a boomer and doesnt do that

edgewalker69

really the way to beat him is to always reject the premises.

edgewalker69

shuts him down instantly

edgewalker69

Well, the next time he ask you how you feel about the jews or black people, you can use that one.

resurrectionofironroman

0/10

alfredjodocusquack

Sounds like an insult covered up in pasta

simply_coh

3 / 10

edgewalker69

10bag is the type of guy to invite you to an in studio channel 4 interview, offering tea and biscuits while acting all nice and sweet, but when the interview starts, he switch 1 80, and misconstrued everything you say and start projecting his own race fixation on to you, just to make sure he is not the only one walking around all day every day, thinking about the different skin colors people have, and to feel better about that worthless race degree he wasted 6 years of his life on.

edgewalker69

Okay I try again

alfredjodocusquack

edgewalker we didn’t even see yours

mechlez

saw this french movie about concert pianist, so basically they start at like 4 years old and practice like 9 hours a day. Xcom could be an artist if he directed all his sexual 20 years of sexual frustration energy into art, instead of using his sexual energy to watch porn 9 hours a day

edgewalker69

This TTS is FUBAR X com

resurrectionofironroman

@simply_coh its noob like ur coh plays

edgewalker69

Didnt read mine WutFace

simply_coh

xcom a native english speaker with phd enjoyed it

simply_coh

maybe my english is to noob to apreciate alfreds pasta

simply_coh

it ready bad, but when tts reads it out is good cmonBruh

edgewalker69

Check this one out, i made it up the other day.

resurrectionofironroman

it was pathetic

simply_coh

10bag the type of guy to go on a date with sexy cornish girl, then have her mention how she recently visited the city of Łódź and trigger sudden copy pasta ptsd that makes him recite the stanza about the innate human Dilemma between lodzje and pay which immediately makes her leave

resurrectionofironroman

1/10

simply_coh

its alright dude 5 / 10

alfredjodocusquack

ok I’ll work on it

simply_coh

5 / 10 is generous

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