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| Sep 5, 2022 23:06:58 |
statementlive |
statemFish statemFish statemFish statemFish statemFish | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:06:45 |
johnnyrapid001 |
vee pees | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:04:12 |
napoleonicass |
I'll sub if you give answer or throw some bits | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:03:17 |
resurrectionofironroman |
Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:02:46 |
herrbazillus |
88 LUL | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:02:37 |
napoleonicass |
I'm thinking if xcom can do a horny 25 years of sexual frustration energy release, but it would take a human sexuality expert like Dr. John Boner Jones to figure out how to horny release 25 years of sexual frustration energy , we need an expert | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:02:35 |
10bag |
bro you've only seem him within the context of his twitch stream, in the real world he doesn't even go outside due to bushes | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:02:29 |
hjtheman |
i have a dad bod | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:02:22 |
capricciosa |
eggscom has the voice of an angel AngelThump | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:01:46 |
juarezrigo |
even dad bod is not a problem some girls into that | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:01:36 |
juarezrigo |
xcom has charm | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 23:01:04 |
10bag |
bro xcom doesn't have the necessary charm to exploit women, they would pick up on the 25 years sexual frustration incel energy and immediately desertify their canal | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:59:42 |
pr0jectigi |
you know that you can place v1 on Brit howie in fog of war after first shot it reveal itself ? | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:59:42 |
hjtheman |
this looks like arcamis the great | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:59:40 |
juarezrigo |
xcom should have kept beeing a college professor and fuck with hot female students with low grades for better grades | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:59:11 |
hjtheman |
or maybe smurf i see | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:58:57 |
hjtheman |
position 227 eggs are you trolling though | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:57:58 |
napoleonicass |
20 years of sexual frustration energy would be some very big sweeping motion hip thrusting | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:56:57 |
10bag |
If xcom had sex, what is the possibility he would get a heart attack because he cardio won't hold up? Sex is medium-low cardio task | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:56:50 |
juarezrigo |
im more worried about xcom walking his apartment stairs than xcom dying of sex | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:56:45 |
napoleonicass |
but it depends how aggressive he's hip thrusting | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:56:04 |
napoleonicass |
@10bag If xcom had sex, what is the possibility he would get a heart attack because he cardio won't hold up? Sex is medium-low cardio task | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:56:00 |
juarezrigo |
1987 | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:55:48 |
10bag |
xcom bro when was the last time you did some high cardio? | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:55:36 |
1aveator |
xcom lurks in every stream | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:55:03 |
pr0jectigi |
excom did you see your old buddy streaming today....RukaCLNoggano | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:54:54 |
10bag |
xcom only capable of very small tasks (low cardio) and definitely cannot handle out-running Jamal (high cardio) | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:53:39 |
10bag |
Xcomreborn is the type of guy when he sees a human-sized bush or bigger, he says the N-word to get an adrenaline rush from the possibility of Jamal jumping out of the bushes and chasing him back to his flat, even though in real life his cardio would not hold up all the way to his flat and Jamal would definitely get him after a few hundred meters because his cardio won’t hold up. | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:52:56 |
johnnyrapid001 |
finish your mine eggscom | ||
| Sep 5, 2022 22:52:48 |
napoleonicass |
Xcomreborn is the type of guy when he sees a human-sized bush or bigger, he says the N-word to get an adrenaline rush from the possibility of Jamal jumping out of the bushes and chasing him back to his flat, even though in real life his cardio would not hold up all the way to his flat and Jamal would definitely get him after a few hundred meters because his cardio won’t hold up. |
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