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kodachromes |
Your beauty is like an Executive order🏛 you have emancipated me through proclamation of your poses in your pictures, the means to liberate this freed American, from the fetter of dead letter, and thus instilled in my life, contemporary constitutional congeniality. | ||
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1aveator |
Sounds pretty desperate | ||
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kodachromes |
Your beauty is like men at work 💪if you walked by the construction site of my life, you would definitely hear a hubba, hubba, hubba, and if you were to slap me for it, I wouldn't shave ever again, and go Shikh to preserve your scent upon my chinny, chin, chin. | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
ex ccom did you watch ricky gervais new special on net flix | ||
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1aveator |
Author this 8===D~~ | ||
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kodachromes |
@s3xyl3xy God is the author of this reality. | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
koda if this shakes your faith you need to get stronger faith, or accept that God isn't real | ||
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1aveator |
Noob @Kodachromes | ||
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xcoinbetbot |
Betting has ended, gl! | ||
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kodachromes |
@1aveator wow you're mean. | ||
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1aveator |
this is koda's slam poetry he is using to pick up on a Vietnamese singer who is clearly out his league. | ||
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cohopponentbot |
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kodachromes |
You are the girl of my dreams, it's as if you always have so much love in your heart. Soul force from the very start of your Zinc spark. Compound interest of sharp smiles over the years etched out gentilly beauty contrast stark. | ||
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kodachromes |
I dream of you like Bobby Darin dreams of his Dreamlover. The 1950s what a difference in time, you are the redeeming personality of mankind, albeit contemporary conflicts have moved the nuclear doomsday clock ⏰ forwards in time. | ||
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kodachromes |
I dream of you like Leonardo Decaprio dreams of his lover in the movie Inception. A dream in a dream while the world around him folded, spinning top a trinket to keep him grounded, unrequited love a one way street wherein love remain unfounded. | ||
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kodachromes |
@s3xyl3xy have faith in God | ||
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kodachromes |
I dream of you like Martin Luther King Jr dreams of desegregation. Being with him at diner, playing countertop table games, whilst enjoying a cup of joe, would be a dream come true. Yet, all of this would be second best to being with you over some Vietnamese coffee ☕ and praying to God with you at dinner. | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
hey koda chrome do these pick up lines work on christian singles dot com | ||
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kodachromes |
I dream of you like Major Reynolds dreams of Genie. Like yourself Barbara Eden kept her respendency throughout the years. Her costar went on to be the leading man in the show Dallas, the name of that great city where you worked at SBTN as a Vietnamese newsanchor. Meanwhile I was in Austin playing online games with bad mannered Brits who would occasionally call me a wanker. | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
faith in Him is a cheat sheet! | ||
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kodachromes |
If life is a test from God, then you are the cheatsheet. You are the unscrupulous method of passing, for you make things easier, because you are the abrogation of negativity. You are the feasibility, the means of commandeering victory over defeat. | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
did you just say Jesus' name in vain rtaPokan | ||
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majoryayo |
Jesus Christ Lexy no one wants that image keep it PG | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
If you don't, I don't care. I'll pull down my underwear! Please be gentle. | ||
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kodachromes |
Your smile is more than a frown turned upside down, your smile is Crest complete. Your smile is Chapstick on a bird's beak. Sometimes you got that scrunchy smile, a mixture of laughing and bunny teeth. If you were to smile at me in such a manner, I would most definitely fall at your feet. | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
trick or treat, smell my feet. Give me something good to eat! |
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