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xnekronx |
yeah, bad luck :D | ||
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xnekronx |
instead of fighting with vet2 riffles the blob Kappa | ||
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xnekronx |
walk straight into mg bunker... | ||
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xnekronx |
wtf | ||
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zombifrancis |
bro just one more zombie gren bro just one zombie gren bro | ||
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cohopponentbot |
statementlive's alias has been set to Statement | ||
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statementlive |
!alias Statement | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Stonehead : kr : WM : 1v1 Rank 104 : lvl 12 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199511095459 | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Stonehead : kr : WM : 1v1 Rank 93 : lvl 12 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199511095459 | ||
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technocoh |
t1 maybe, 4th man upgrade :) | ||
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cohopponentbot |
statementlive's alias has been set to I dream of amouranth's meaty dick in my mouth | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
!useralias statementlive I dream of amouranth's meaty dick in my mouth | ||
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lordshish |
twitch overlays fighting to cover your mess | ||
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lordshish |
4 viewers an hour with a sewage like smell | ||
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lordshish |
Sopa man, sopaman. Ex ex el. | ||
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vincers |
does he have better dental esthetics than you? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Opponent is as sweaty as they come | ||
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lordshish |
i am the greatest 50 year old microwave scientist that ever played this game. I cannot lose | ||
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lordshish |
i got this for i am X.Com.Reborn | ||
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lordshish |
FUCK YOU COMPANY OF HEROES! FUCK YOU GAME | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Available voices: range is 0 to 60 | ||
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lordshish |
!voices | ||
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lordshish |
xcomreBate | ||
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egak47 |
he fed you a lot of veterancy | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
Man, fallschirmjager rule | ||
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vincers |
falklands war rematch | ||
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egak47 |
\"That’s what happens with these other systems, folks. They don’t have the 'Add to Cart' button like we do. We have the best buttons. My 'Play' button is much bigger than theirs, and it actually works! We’re going to have so much fun, we’re going to laugh all the way to the victory screen. Believe me.\" | ||
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egak47 |
The young man asks, 'Morning or afternoon?' The clerk is shocked. He says, 'It’s ten years from now, what difference does it make?' And the boy says, 'Well, the plumber is coming in the morning and I don't want to miss the delivery!' | ||
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egak47 |
\"It’s true. It’s a very tough situation over there. And you know, I heard another one. There was a young man from the Soviet Union—very low energy, probably a fan of xcomreborn—and he goes to the authorities to buy a copy of the game. He pays his rubles, he does the whole thing, and the clerk says, 'Okay, your game will be ready in ten years.' | ||
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egak47 |
And the Soviet soldier looks at him and says, 'That is nothing. In my country, I can walk right into the Kremlin, I can pound on the desk, and I can tell Comrade Stalin, \"Sir, President Trump’s micro-management of the paratroopers is a total disaster!\"' |
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