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My name is aveator, but you can call me one aveator for short. I may be living in a small room with a towel for a curtain, but don't let that fool you - I'm a real catch. In my spare time I like to enjoy the company of some heroes while I breathe the freshly towel filtered air. If you are also a towel fanatic like me we could have some fabulous times together! I may not be the most conventional date, but I promise to bring a sense of adventure and creative imagination to any outing. | ||
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Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick. | ||
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People might look at a bland room and see nothing, whereas I see endless possibilities to install towels! So if you're looking for a partner who's part shady fishing line salesman, part towel fanatic, and all-around good time, look no further than yours truly. Let's mop up some fun together! | ||
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all of dumais S S base buildings are finely crafted with care, inspired by the pleasing aesthetics of auschwitz | ||
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trench on cut off Kappa | ||
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A hat is a simple way to cover up bald spots. Just make sure it isn’t too tight. A very tight hat could decrease blood flow to the hair follicles, which could cause them to fall out. Instead, put on a comfortable hat, such as a fedora or a baseball cap for a quick and easy solution. | ||
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trailer looked ok | ||
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avetor is very toxic, sad Kappa | ||
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My love for baseball is so intense that I wear a hat 24/7, and no, I'm not exaggerating! You can find me in a baseball cap at all times, even in the shower. I mean, who needs shampoo when you have a trusty baseball hat to protect your hair, right? | ||
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nice shoot | ||
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Africa Krops is my favorite faction, just wish they didn't use the the word \"Africa\" maybe call it Elite Krops or Korps Elite - DumaisTV 2023 | ||
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this dude is ranked 4th? holly shit the level of brit pros has really went down Kappa | ||
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coh community is angry wehraboos, tryhard clowns and masochists SabaPing | ||
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gren spam too stronk on this map | ||
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ok, im out. evertyone times me out. u have crigne mods xCOm. sad. see u in winter, when u cry about gaz. | ||
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lets nuke quebec for starters | ||
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nice shoot | ||
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MVGame | ||
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Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick. | ||
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I have a theory why Napoleon has one hundred viewers, People are so horny cuz they didn't get horny gay release from napoleon for one month, one month of gay semen trapped inside balls | ||
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RTS Pro ✔ retired PhD ✔ Best UK Microwave meal master ✔ Voice of a boomer ✔ Knowing of all things microwave and porn related ✔ Better than you at living a sedentary lifestyle ✔ | ||
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first | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick. | ||
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dances like lexy Kappa | ||
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nice shoot | ||
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ok, im out. evertyone times me out. u have crigne mods xCOm. sad. see u in winter, when u cry about gaz. | ||
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Our Father, who could be an artist in heaven, hallowed be the PhD in thy name; thy kingdom come; thy microwave meal will be done; on the microwave, as it is not in the oven. Give us this day our daily grease free bread. And forgive us our grefers, as we forgive those who gref against us. And lead us not into the temptation of BBC porn; but deliver us from the fear of Jamal. Amen. - The Lord’s Prayer by XcomReborn 2022 | ||
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XcomReborn is the type of guy that has a PhD., so he’s smart enough to know that if he goes to a store in the daytime, there is a high chance of a British Zoomer Like Zulu recording him on tik tok, catching him being racist and going viral on tik tok with the video title “middle aged man caught being racist in 4k”, (very high chance) but at the same time he’s too afraid to go out at night because of jamal, causing a dilemma which causes him to stay indoors most of the time. | ||
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RTS Pro ✔ retired PhD ✔ Best UK Microwave meal master ✔ Voice of a boomer ✔ Knowing of all things microwave and porn related ✔ Better than you at living a sedentary lifestyle ✔ |