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10bag |
also he's very stingy so he wouldn't buy a bottle of wine for a lady of the off-chance he can get her intoxicated and take advantage | ||
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10bag |
xcom not the type of guy to have alcohol in his house | ||
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10bag |
except he doesn't defrost them thoroughly because he's very nervous having a woman in his flat so it's pretty obvious they're microwave meals | ||
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10bag |
xcom the type of guy to invite a girl round to his place for dinner and says he will cook something nice but actually ends up serving up some slightly above average cost microwave meals | ||
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10bag |
this fish guy turned 70k in to nothing with this one simple trick; crack gocaine | ||
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10bag |
there's this banger which says scotty loads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnmSyYOBR0U | ||
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10bag |
which goes scotty | ||
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10bag |
has he heard that kromestar tune | ||
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10bag |
ask scotty why his name is scotty | ||
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10bag |
you've not started smoking again have you WutFace | ||
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10bag |
how many times did you fail to flush your last cig down the toilet like isildur when he went to mount doom with the one ring? | ||
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10bag |
my man used to rub his hands together with a cig like gollum when he had the ring | ||
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10bag |
speaking of which, ever noticed how statement looks like gollum? | ||
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10bag |
like gollum in rord of the lings | ||
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10bag |
it's normal to talk about yourself in the third person when you're mentally ill | ||
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10bag |
Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶̶͞ ̶̶͞ ̶̶͞ ̶̶͞ ̶͞ ̶̶͞ ̶̶͞ ̶̶͞ ̶̶͞ ̶̶͞ ﻝﮞ listen good and very carefully to this SabaPing | ||
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10bag |
shut up fish boy | ||
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10bag |
shut up fish boy | ||
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10bag |
lexy is just confused but that's ok | ||
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10bag |
you blocked me for no reason the other day already | ||
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10bag |
lexy why attention seeking | ||
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10bag |
if it wasn't subjected to morbid obesity then it probably wouldn't have crumpled bro did you consider that | ||
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10bag |
see, the best jokes are based on reality | ||
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10bag |
why so doxic lexy | ||
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10bag |
shut up fish boy | ||
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10bag |
only thing gravemouth be rekting is a plastic garden chair which looked like it should have been able to hold plenty of weight but crumpled instantly as soon as gravemouth sat on it | ||
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10bag |
zulu should have handed the controls over to gravemouth in order to win | ||
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10bag |
yeah only thing gravemouth be destroying is body mass index records and treadmills | ||
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10bag |
gravemouth bro you're level 6 man why talking so much shit | ||
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10bag |
he probably confused the jeeps for microwave meals |
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