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spicemerchant69

Get into the CoHCaine

spicemerchant69

Live the adventure.

spicemerchant69

Are you stuck in a rut? Do you feel overwhelmed and undervalued? Nothing recharges the batteries and gets your life back on track like a CoHCaine. Take a break from yourself for a few weeks with CoHCaine. You won't know what u did, but you will spend a lifetime piecing it back together. 1 minute, your're sitting at your desk, surfing porn, and wondering what happend to all your hopes and dreams, the next, it's ten days later and you're naked in a verbal duel with a Georgian goat farmer.

cohopponentbot

Panzer ballet : pl : WM : 1v1 Rank 178 : lvl 9 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011538244

saint86cil

night

saint86cil

bye it is 2 CEST

saint86cil

he should first follow me pls

whodahexdatguy

does he live a hard knock life though?

saint86cil

i did not remember

saint86cil

or a second

saint86cil

he had a pak already

saint86cil

I bet he belive he could blow up that bridge

whodahexdatguy

did you ask this guy if he lives a hard knock life?

whodahexdatguy

have you ever considered that Yes, I need to play more beautifully. The problem is that the computer is causing me severe pain. I need a computer that is more powerful than that

whodahexdatguy

Why is your voice like that, the one who puts his head in the trash can and speaks from it or as if you are talking from an iron pipe wtf man

cohopponentbot

JayZ : au : US : 1v1 Rank 595 : lvl 3 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197997055193

10bag

xcom have you considered taking basic steps to improve your health? perhaps cut down from 6 microwave meals per day to just 4 or 5 microwave meals per day?

spicemerchant69

Stay alert and on edge 24/7 with CoHCaine. Side effects include chain-smoking, verbal diarrhea and post-nasal drop that tastes like battery acid. Masturbate like a frenzied chimp with no results and bite your nails untill your fingers bleed. Work an extra shift tomorrow with CoHCaine. Strippers swear by it. Sleep and ability to ejaculate really are over-rated. CoHCaine is real energy.

10bag

Xcom is the type of guy that doesn’t drink alcohol and thinks he’s healtheir than everyone else because he doesn’t drink alcohol, but then ends up getting a heart attact from lack of physical activity and too many greasy microwaved foods.

ascensionofironroman

Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick.

10bag

Xcom is the type of guy to say if you can’t be good at something fast, then give up, but then proceeds to not follow his own life advice by spending 10k hours trying to code Twitch TTS on python

spicemerchant69

CoHCaine removes the anxiety that can often accompany your first special time and assuages the self-loathing that you feel when you sober up. Don't let your penis let your down in the heat of the moment. Guarantess a rock-hard performance with CoHCaine. Recomended by Dr. Boner Jones, and substitute high school teachers everywhere.

spicemerchant69

Her legs are open. The condom is on. It's the moment you've been waiting all your life for. You're about to become a man. But Mr. Floppy just won't play ball. Erectile dysfunction can start early, just when you depend on your penis the most. That's why there's CoHcaine.

spicemerchant69

CoHcaine is the trusted wonder pill for the over 40's set that is guaranteed to keep you away from the edge of the abyss. It's cheaper than leather pants, plastic surgery, strip clubs, cigarettes, a convertible or a divorce.

spicemerchant69

Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick.

lordshish

who, dexn?

whodahexdatguy

dude sounded like he was throwing up a hairball

whodahexdatguy

LUL

lordshish

du du du du dexn du du du du

lordshish

de, de,de dexn

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