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w0ggie |
I do not have anymore duck jokes | ||
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w0ggie |
would you like to hear more duck jokes | ||
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w0ggie |
What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks? Firequackers. | ||
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w0ggie |
Why did the duck end up in jail? He was selling quack. | ||
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w0ggie |
Why did the duck get a second job? He had too many bills. | ||
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lord_shish |
WutFace | ||
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lord_shish |
why cant we say m4d | ||
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w0ggie |
because its something that xcom often gets | ||
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lord_shish |
why can we say m@d ? | ||
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lord_shish |
m4d over | ||
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w0ggie |
I have a lot more duck jokes | ||
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lord_shish |
to get | ||
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lord_shish |
its a significant mistake for general public | ||
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lord_shish |
no | ||
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w0ggie |
did you try to post a duck joke? | ||
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lord_shish |
Your message wasn't posted due to conflicts with the channel's moderation settings. | ||
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w0ggie |
What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses? A robber ducky! | ||
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w0ggie |
Would you like to hear more duck jokes? | ||
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lord_shish |
it makes me annoyed they do that though because now people will vote labour in | ||
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w0ggie |
What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping? Quackamole! | ||
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w0ggie |
Why did the duck get detention? He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class. | ||
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w0ggie |
hey xcom | ||
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w0ggie |
hey xcom, What time do ducks get up? The quack of dawn. | ||
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w0ggie |
What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The Nutquacker! | ||
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w0ggie |
The feather forecast. | ||
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w0ggie |
hey xcom, What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news? | ||
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lord_shish |
what do you think about all these government workers holding parties during restrictions xcom? | ||
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w0ggie |
your ducks are dying | ||
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w0ggie |
I need my own bedroom, to house my massive balls | ||
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w0ggie |
tame the ostrich and ride it into battle |