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thephonexxx |
level 20 voice | ||
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t0ecutter |
Before we begin, Captain, I'd like to know exactly what happened to Putin. He didn't slip on his tea, did he? | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
PUTIN LUL | ||
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capricciosa |
I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a \"recreational vehicle.\" And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
I saw me a mermaid once, but I aint ever seen no phantom Russian submarine | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
we should all be so lucky if he \"slips on his tea\" | ||
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edgewalker69 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U81PKFQqF8 Kappa | ||
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capricciosa |
Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Kreygasm | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
no I believe him. we have some October junkies in eggs calm chat | ||
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capricciosa |
It might be just that simple, yes. | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
well now i'm gonna stop replaying scenes in my head and pay attention to professor ex and his p e play | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
has he done any crazy ivans? | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
STOP IT... will he go left?!? | ||
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capricciosa |
Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it \"Crazy Ivan.\" The only thing you can do is go dead, shut everything down and make like a hole in the water. | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
he always goes starboard on the bottom half of the hour | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
fucking hell NotLikeThis can't stop the replays | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
the only thing is a boat this big doesn't exactly stop on a dime | ||
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capricciosa |
Andrei... you've lost another submarine? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
how can we help | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
JESUS YOU GUYS ARE HACKING MY VISUAL MEMORY CENTERS :( | ||
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t0ecutter |
how can we help :) | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
a goddamn cook? | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
FUUUUUUUUUUUUK | ||
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capricciosa |
Summer of his third year, he and his squad went down in a chopper accident in the Med. Bad - pilot, crew killed. That kid spent ten months in traction, another year learning to walk again. Did his fourth year from the hospital. Now it's up to you, Charlie, but you might consider cuttin' the kid a little slack. | ||
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syphillis22 |
why atht when he went bars | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
Goddamn it, it's the end of my workday, I haven't gone for a walk, and I just wanted to watch some COH, not have my brainpower externally reallocated to watching that fucking movie | ||
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t0ecutter |
Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open. | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
Kreygasm NotLikeThis | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
make sure you get that hook on him. in a storm like this those rotors will be putting off enough static electricity to light up chicago.. why I joined the navy |
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