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| Apr 25, 2022 22:00:20 |
thephonexxx |
level 20 voice | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:00:28 |
t0ecutter |
Before we begin, Captain, I'd like to know exactly what happened to Putin. He didn't slip on his tea, did he? | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:00:44 |
warlikedemeanor |
PUTIN LUL | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:00:44 |
capricciosa |
I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a \"recreational vehicle.\" And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that? | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:00:53 |
whodahexdatguy |
I saw me a mermaid once, but I aint ever seen no phantom Russian submarine | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:01:10 |
warlikedemeanor |
we should all be so lucky if he \"slips on his tea\" | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:01:27 |
edgewalker69 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U81PKFQqF8 Kappa | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:01:50 |
capricciosa |
Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull? | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:02:21 |
whodahexdatguy |
Kreygasm | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:02:50 |
whodahexdatguy |
no I believe him. we have some October junkies in eggs calm chat | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:03:00 |
capricciosa |
It might be just that simple, yes. | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:03:34 |
warlikedemeanor |
well now i'm gonna stop replaying scenes in my head and pay attention to professor ex and his p e play | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:03:39 |
whodahexdatguy |
has he done any crazy ivans? | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:03:53 |
warlikedemeanor |
STOP IT... will he go left?!? | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:04:23 |
capricciosa |
Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it \"Crazy Ivan.\" The only thing you can do is go dead, shut everything down and make like a hole in the water. | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:04:27 |
whodahexdatguy |
he always goes starboard on the bottom half of the hour | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:04:45 |
warlikedemeanor |
fucking hell NotLikeThis can't stop the replays | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:05:02 |
whodahexdatguy |
the only thing is a boat this big doesn't exactly stop on a dime | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:05:14 |
capricciosa |
Andrei... you've lost another submarine? | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:05:23 |
whodahexdatguy |
how can we help | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:05:30 |
warlikedemeanor |
JESUS YOU GUYS ARE HACKING MY VISUAL MEMORY CENTERS :( | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:05:55 |
t0ecutter |
how can we help :) | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:06:04 |
whodahexdatguy |
a goddamn cook? | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:06:09 |
warlikedemeanor |
FUUUUUUUUUUUUK | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:06:41 |
capricciosa |
Summer of his third year, he and his squad went down in a chopper accident in the Med. Bad - pilot, crew killed. That kid spent ten months in traction, another year learning to walk again. Did his fourth year from the hospital. Now it's up to you, Charlie, but you might consider cuttin' the kid a little slack. | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:07:10 |
syphillis22 |
why atht when he went bars | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:07:20 |
warlikedemeanor |
Goddamn it, it's the end of my workday, I haven't gone for a walk, and I just wanted to watch some COH, not have my brainpower externally reallocated to watching that fucking movie | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:07:20 |
t0ecutter |
Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open. | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:07:54 |
warlikedemeanor |
Kreygasm NotLikeThis | ||
| Apr 25, 2022 22:07:58 |
whodahexdatguy |
make sure you get that hook on him. in a storm like this those rotors will be putting off enough static electricity to light up chicago.. why I joined the navy |
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