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pr0jectigi |
smells like scheldt | ||
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mackenzietiit |
classic <33 | ||
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10bag |
if i subbed to xcoms onlyfans and it said OLD BRITISH COCK destroys virgin vietnamese girl and it was fake plastic cock and veitnamese girl was not virign i would be dissapointed | ||
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10bag |
I don’t think you’ve been brainwashing yourself, oh no, instead for the past 20 years your core instincts have guided you to faithfully BBC porn because you are divinely attracted to fear, terror and the adrenaline rush. Your own body’s mechanics recognized this and elected to make you understand your own fear and hence it was best to simply withdraw from the sexual realm altogether, hence you going pussyfree for 42 years so far. | ||
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cohopponentbot |
MrPropreBZH : fr : WM : 1v1 Rank 39 : lvl 13 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198058217530 | ||
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l0rdshish |
call him a big dick african noob | ||
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smartasstv |
Now, let's talk about my apartment. It's not the biggest or fanciest place in the world, but it's cozy and has all the necessities. Plus, I only pay $2,500 a month for rent, which is practically a steal in this city. Oh, and did I mention I have the Samsung CEO on speed dial? Yeah, we go way back. I like to film videos of my Asian girlfriends and my friend Jamal hanging out at my place, and I send them to the CEO for a little bonus. Don't worry, I always ask for their consent first. | ||
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smartasstv |
My taxable income is $138,467, but don't let that intimidate you. I promise I won't be that guy who flaunts his money at fancy restaurants and whatnot. I prefer to keep things low-key and casual, like grabbing a burger and fries at a food truck. Speaking of which, have you tried that new Korean BBQ truck on 7th street? It's pretty amazing rofl. | ||
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smartasstv |
The name's tcSONGS, and if you're looking for a refrigerator engineer who drives a silver Nissan 350Z, then boy are you in luck. I'm not just any ordinary fridge fixer-upper, oh no. I'm like the Tony Stark of refrigeration, minus the Iron Man suit (I'm still working on that). | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Sailorboy73 : za : WM : 1v1 Rank 407 : lvl 4 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197990322042 | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Simply is the type of guy that when he’s fishing and catches a skinny Zander fish, instead of catching and releasing right away, he would yell and rage at the fish for being skinny and uncookable, giving the Zander fish major PTSD and scaring all the Vietnamese girls on the boat | ||
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10bag |
men only need 2 things to survive, food and sex. and xcom found synthetic forms of both. | ||
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jammam |
Yeh u played pretty defensive last game | ||
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smartasstv |
Black people tip me the least when I’m working at the restaurant - DumaisTV 2021 | ||
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10bag |
my advice is look at what xcom does from day to day, then do the complete opposite of what he does. Has a 100% success rate in curing depression | ||
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smartasstv |
DumaisTV is the type of guy when growing up, his parents will read him super racist bedtime stories like ten little ******* for example. | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Simply type of guy that takes 10-15 minute smoke breaks every hour and makes the rest of the workers have to work harder cuz he's away so they have to make up for him taking 12 cigarette breaks everyday and make up the lost work | ||
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10bag |
Simply is the type of guy that hotboxes cigarettes in his car during cigarette breaks, then when he comes back from 10 min smoke break, he comes back to work smelling like chemicals and makes everyone want to vomit during eight hour shift | ||
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bongsound |
g g well played, good luck | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Simply and Statement is the type of brothers that use Zoom Nose to smell each other's clothing from very far away zoomed out distance like a drug-sniffing dog's nose and be able to predict what type of cigarette each other smoked, without even seeing the cigarette package SabaPing | ||
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smartasstv |
I prefer nubmuffin over dumaisTV because at least Nubmuffin is brutally honest about his racisim, compared to dumaisTV trying very hard to hide his racisim, and he fails at it because he’s very bad at hiding it | ||
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10bag |
Simply type of guy that makes the Mexicans like zulu pick up all the grapes 🍇 while he becomes the plantation manager and taking up to 3 hours smoke break for every 8 hours of work | ||
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pr0jectigi |
excom favorite opponent, mexican ofcourse | ||
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smartasstv |
Simply is the type of guy that would take a 6/10 woman who smokes over 10/10 women who don’t smoke, because according to his cigarette addiction logic, 6/10 sex with a 6/10 woman turns into 12/10 when he smokes a cigarette with the woman after sex, because the cigarette doubles the rating of the experience as a 2x multiplier according to his cigarette addiction mathematics. | ||
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10bag |
DumaisTV is the type of guy when he plays games where you get to build your own character like in SIMS or some other game where you get to design your own character, he will max out the whiteness skin color to the maximum on the characters, then add blonde hair and blue eyes, then using his graphic design experience will draw a swastika face tattoo if its a male character or will draw a “Meine Ehre heißt Treue” tramp stamp tattoo if its a female character to create his virtual dream girl | ||
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bongsound |
Variations in the production method will create butters with different consistencies, mostly due to the butterfat composition in the finished product. Butter contains fat in three separate forms: free butterfat, butterfat crystals, and undamaged fat globules. In the finished product, different proportions of these forms result in different consistencies within the butter; butters with many crystals are harder than butters dominated by free fats. | ||
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bongsound |
Unhomogenized milk and cream contain butterfat in microscopic globules. These globules are surrounded by membranes made of phospholipids (fatty acid emulsifiers) and proteins, which prevent the fat in milk from pooling together into a single mass. Butter is produced by agitating cream, which damages these membranes and allows the milk fats to conjoin, separating from the other parts of the cream. | ||
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10bag |
DumaisTV type of guy to buy a Disney subscription just so he can complain in the Disney members forum/comment section, then try to cancel his subscription, when the customer support lady says seeing too many black people in star wars is not a valid reason for canceling membership, then he rage quits the call and binge watches ww2 documentaries on Disney for one month and claims he has no time to play COH until August | ||
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10bag |
DumaisTV type of guy that goes to Art Portrait Museum full of paintings of people, when he sees paintings of Napoleon and King Louis the III, he is fine, but when he sees portraits of Malcolm X and M.L.K. he complains to the front desk about why those pictures are not real art because they are from the 1960s and not from the 1800s | ||
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smartasstv |
Xcomrborn is the type of guy, who when he gets a VR machine, instead of using it like a normal person and going around the world to visit different places or playing videogames virtually, he immediately goes to his favorite BBC porn scene with Jamal to get a virtual BBC experience. |
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