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bigbluejay9 |
Can’t tell if people are joking or if this is real | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
Hi excom what discussion have I stumbled upon | ||
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manpowerfloater |
!exclude Kodachromes from tts !immediately | ||
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kodachromes |
@XcomReborn you have a weak shell for a weak soul it would be easy for me to separate the two! | ||
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kodachromes |
@XcomReborn bow to your master! | ||
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kodachromes |
@XcomReborn i am your God! | ||
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kodachromes |
the big war of mahabharat was thus inevitable | ||
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kodachromes |
lor krishna pleaded for a peaceful and nonviolent resolution to the lands dispute, but duryandan rejected him and declared war on the pandavas | ||
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kwinno |
Are we typing this ourselves or are we just slowly copy/pasting wikipedia here | ||
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kodachromes |
the pandavas then requested just five villages, one for each brother, to this duryodhan replied he would not give them enough land to stick a pin into | ||
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kodachromes |
he made several attempts to kill the pandavas, but was unsuccessful, he then unlawfully took possession of the entire kingdom and forced the pandavas into exile | ||
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kodachromes |
Duryodhan the eldest of the Koravas was not satisfied with his share, he wanted to enjoy the entire kingdom for himself | ||
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kodachromes |
thus the kingdom was divided into two halves between the pandavas and the kuravas | ||
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kodachromes |
when the pandavas came of age and were ready to rule the kingdom, they did not want the entire kingdom for themselves which was ightfully theirs, they were willing to share the kingdom with their cousins | ||
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kodachromes |
after the death of king pandu his five sons known as the pandavas became the lawful inheritors of the kingdom. but as the pandavas were just still boys, Dritarastra assumed the throne for himself. Dritrasatra had 100 sons known as the Kuravas. | ||
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kwinno |
eggs calm enjoying a relaxing game of Sim City I see | ||
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kodachromes |
One may ask what lead to the great war on the battlefield of Kurukshettra where the Bagavad Gita was spoken. More than 5000 years ago the great king Vietchitra virya passed away, because his eldest son Dritarastra was born blind and thus not fit to rule, Pandu the younger son inherited the kingdom. | ||
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kwinno |
To be fair, you haven't lived until you've eaten some fetus meatus | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
Yes yes I know now settle down | ||
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kodachromes |
@alfredjodocusquack they are eating the remainder of the fetus after abortions | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
Im trying to enjoy my embryothers on toast bro | ||
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kwinno |
That first one was just really unlucky for him, but damn, how do you lose three | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
For fucks sake Koda people are trying to eat here ResidentSleeper | ||
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kwinno |
Is that the third Ketten you took out now? | ||
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kodachromes |
S.O.S AI arrive now the adults are sending sperm unto the fetus and dismembering her followed by oral sex, please stop necropedophilia and cannibalism in the human realm ASAP Godspeed! | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
you shall get reckt in coh today | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
I wonder what the note in his Chinese good fortune cookie said this morning NotLikeThis | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
this guy not getting lucky at all WutFace | ||
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magisterpeditum |
just not that abomination | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
play this 8=D |
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