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10bag

@XcomReborn bro since you are PHD in biology, humans are made to nut inside women on special occasions to reproduce, so if you are nutting 3 times a day 9 hours a day to BBC porn, what does that do to your motivation system?

napoleonicass

@10bag Would probably have no motivation to get a job or work 8-12 hour shift

10bag

Pornography Shrinks Brain Areas Associated With Motivation; Does X-Rated Media Make You Lazy? A new German study shows a lowered connectivity in the brain relating to reward and motivation among men who consumed the most pornography per week. Professor Dr. John Boner Jones (PhD. in Human Sexuality and Sex Addiction) discovered this is why XcomReborn lacks the motivation to exercise and lives a sedentary lifestyle.

napoleonicass

my record was 14 hour shift

napoleonicass

@XcomReborn bro do you think right now, you would have energy or motivation to do 14 hour work shift?

napoleonicass

@XcomReborn Have you seen She-Hulk?

napoleonicass

its cool bro, its like hulk but sexually attractive

napoleonicass

cuz its female

praxiee

can we get some more johnny cash?

praxiee

good ol' Walk the line

napoleonicass

bro ill show you good female black singer

napoleonicass

wait

napoleonicass

rapper

napoleonicass

@XcomReborn are you more of a nikki manaj or cardi B type of guy?

pr0jectigi

today excom is bashing only his fellow Brits, maybe call Juice and all meet for a party

napoleonicass

Called post-coital tristesse (PCT) by people who know about such things, the melancholy one can feel after an orgasm is actually a very well documented phenomenon, with references dating back to the Roman Empire. Sometime around 150 AD, in fact, the prominent Greek physician Galen wrote, \"Every animal is sad after coitus except the human female and the rooster.\"

pwnstickk

fast halftrack and dive that low health LT

10bag

Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term?

edgewalker69

Since you didn't cap the point he could see you, and when he looked the 2nd time, you were gone, that's how he knew no?

napoleonicass

@XcomReborn how do you rate your cardiovascular system right now from a scale of 1-10 1 being week and 10 being exeptional?

10bag

@XcomReborn how do you rate your cardiovascular system right now from a scale of 1-10 1 being week and 10 being exeptional?

10bag

It can reduce your risk of major illnesses, such as coronary heart disease, stroke, type 2 diabetes and cancer and lower your risk of early death by up to 30%. It's free, easy to take, has an immediate effect and you don't need a GP to get some. Its name? Exercise.

napoleonicass

Even most people who have high blood pressure can enjoy sex and masturbation safely. Sexual activity is usually the cardiovascular equivalent of mild to moderate physical activity, such as climbing two flights of stairs or brisk walking .

napoleonicass

@XcomReborn When was the last time you did some brisk walking outside?

10bag

This is no snake oil. Whatever your age, there's strong scientific evidence that being physically active can help you lead a healthier and happier life.

nifelfang

love watching PE

10bag

Lack of exercise is a major cause of chronic diseases. Chronic diseases are major killers in the modern era. Physical inactivity is a primary cause of most chronic diseases.

napoleonicass

Lower Risk of ED. The biggest boost exercise can give to your sex life is to lower your risk of erectile dysfunction, “Exercise that helps open the arteries to benefit your heart will also increase blood flow to the penis,”

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