XCoin Streamer - [xcomreborn]

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10bag	Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, you've finally stumbled upon the right one - XcomReborn! I'm a 42-year-old British man who's been in between jobs for 4 years, but don't worry, I'm not a total slacker. I've been working hard on perfecting my couch potato skills, and let me tell you, I'm an absolute pro.
10bag	jamal is xcom's antagonist
10bag	xcom bro you should listen to lord of the microwaves by doctor john boner jones phd
10bag	he was lost without the constant barrage of stimuli. the endless notifications and the security of the digital world. but as he lay on the sand, gasping for breath, he heard a rustling in the bushes. was it jamal?
10bag	it's professional
10bag	you haven't got the audiobook lord of the microwaves by john boner jones phd?
10bag	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htNH-MOQXw4
10bag	it's a combination of jones and boner
10bag	I'm thinking if xcom can do a horny 25 years of sexual frustration energy release, but it would take a human sexuality expert like Dr. John Boner Jones to figure out how to horny release 25 years of sexual frustration energy , we need an expert
10bag	If xcom had sex, what is the possibility he would get a heart attack because he cardio won't hold up? Sex is medium-low cardio task
10bag	x com bro why you so butt hurt and full of negative energy bro?
10bag	Simply is the type of guy that when he’s fishing and catches a skinny Zander fish, instead of catching and releasing right away, he would yell and rage at the fish for being skinny and uncookable, giving the Zander fish major PTSD and scaring all the Ukrainian and Bavarian girls on the boat.
10bag	xcom bro would you rather have a 10/10 with an Arby's roastbeef grenade went off looking vagina or a 6/10 with immaculate minge?
10bag	wow just getting started i see, i’m on like 5 beers 3 moscow mules and 3 glasses of wine just a warmup bay be i just drove around for 1 hour and 30 mins trying to find an open fried chicken place, come home and boom still streaming
10bag	hj would you rather have a 26 year old latina whos been with like 35 white guys already or like an 18 year old latina girl thats either a virgin or only been with like 1 to 2 white guys?
10bag	Xcom is the type of guy when he has a kid, he will just feed them microwaved fried chicken nuggets 3 times a day until they get sick, because they are fast to and easy to make so he can have more time to play videogames and watch porn.
10bag	Xcom is the type of guy to when looking for porn videos searches \"Unapproachable College teen Gets Destroyed by BBC while a Professor with a Ph.D. watches\" to get an adrenaline rush and tap into some of his old repressed sexual frusteration
10bag	why you trying to be so edgy at your age bro
10bag	Our Father, who could be an artist in heaven, hallowed be the PhD in thy name; thy kingdom come; thy microwave meal will be done; on the microwave, as it is not in the oven. Give us this day our daily grease free bread. And forgive us our grefers, as we forgive those who gref against us. And lead us not into the temptation of BBC porn; but deliver us from the fear of Jamal. Amen. - The Lord’s Prayer by XcomReborn 2022
10bag	@StatementLive burn wood
10bag	XcomReborn was a man who lived and breathed the strategy game, Company of Heroes. He had been playing it for many years, mastering every unit and tactic with ease. But as time passed, he began to struggle against low-level players. What was once a 15-minute affair was now taking him up to an hour. He couldn't understand why he was getting worse at the game he loved so much.
10bag	my advice is look at what xcom does from day to day, then do the complete opposite of what he does. Has a 100% success rate in curing depression
10bag	Xcom is the type of guy his gang, their daily bread or staple food would be microwave meals and tea or lemony drinks for the perfect dad bod, while dumaisTV his gang, their daily bread or staple food would be rum and coke and chicken breast for the perfect abs
10bag	@XcomReborn bro go to Canada, meet dumaisTV and start your own Bloods and Crips version of a gang, except its all white people you make your own white gang and dumaisTV makes his own white gang and then beef with each other
10bag	hello xcom reborn. good to watch you. I learn to play british military now. Very hard play with arrow button. How change control? Can couch me? do you do couching?
10bag	if i'm not pay i lodzje? i don't want lodzje, so i pay. This is everytime more pay. We have to pay everytime, why? cuz everyone pay. pay pay, they says pay? you win? fuckoff, so if you pay you win and if i not pay then i am lodzje? you want to make me lodzje????? always make cash, cash pay, cash and then they say no pay, why? because you have to lodzje! no pay? but i want to pay! if i pay i'm win? if i'm not pay i'm lodzje, shut the fuck
10bag	must be more than 4 years since you did any work bro surely
10bag	mum said who's x com
10bag	x com bro have you done any cardio today?
10bag	Hey there, I'm tcSONGS, and I'm looking for love in all the wrong places - mainly in the driver's seat of my silver Nissan 350Z. It's a bit cramped in there, what with all the memories of the 100+ Asian girls who have ridden shotgun (or Jamal's lap), but I'm always looking for more!

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