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10bag |
XcomReborn was a man who lived and breathed the strategy game, Company of Heroes. He had been playing it for many years, mastering every unit and tactic with ease. But as time passed, he began to struggle against low-level players. What was once a 15-minute affair was now taking him up to an hour. He couldn't understand why he was getting worse at the game he loved so much. | ||
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The group of men had been stranded on the remote island for weeks. XcomReborn, a British middle-aged man, stood out from the rest. He had a peculiar eating habit, only consuming microwaved foods. The others tried to offer him fish, but he rejected it, insisting on finding his own food. | ||
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he was lost without the constant barrage of stimuli. the endless notifications and the security of the digital world. but as he lay on the sand, gasping for breath, he heard a rustling in the bushes. was it jamal? | ||
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bro why are you so afraid of getting banned? The only time you're in danger is if lexy is in the chat. Right now, lexy is watching super bowl so you're not in danger. You're only in danger when She's in chat and you call her the F word or if you go full Kaos and tell her she has a mental illnesss | ||
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drink 10 beers and move to belize | ||
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he needs to stop being french ASAP | ||
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if dumaistv was more open about it, i would be less offended its just he hides it but once he starts drinking rum and coke he can't hide it. if i remember right, i think songs tried to convince him to give asian girls a shot but dumais kept on going about how they look all the same to him | ||
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lotta talk that SONGS has never had an issue with 18+ clans, even when he was only thirteen | ||
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lot of talk that SONGS can hold a conversation with almost anyone, provided they're not trying to slam him over the head with the Bible | ||
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x com bro when was the last time you ate some healthy fresh deer meat bro? | ||
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bro i don't like venison | ||
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u all taking shit about microwave food but everything u eat is processed so u all eat garbage u know why is fat bad? it is bad because u store besides fat hormes and vitamins | ||
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You have not seen anything yet. I am now collecting complete information about you. Listen to the following: it will be very, very bad. You use people as a weapon against me and I have many ways. I can turn it against you. Watch out, I've started the real game, you idiot | ||
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Yo, listen up here’s a story About a 180-centimeter white guy in Canada That lives in a white world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just white Like him inside and outside White, his house With a white little family And a white sister And everything is white for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain’t got nobody to listen to | ||
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Xcom is the type of guy, sometimes he's hungry and wants to microwave some food, but his motivation system is destroyed by 9 hours of porn a day so he just decides not to make his microwave meal and wait until he's starving and near death before he cooks his microwave meal | ||
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hello xcom reborn. good to watch you. I learn to play british military now. Very hard play with arrow button. How change control? Can couch me? do you do couching? | ||
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if Xcom was a 20 year old zoomer in college during covid, would he be the type of guy to record the hot girls in his class during zoom and beat his meat to them after class instead of just asking them to hang out IRL at starbucks? | ||
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my advice is look at what xcom does from day to day, then do the complete opposite of what he does. Has a 100% success rate in curing depression | ||
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he was lost without the constant barrage of stimuli. the endless notifications and the security of the digital world. but as he lay on the sand, gasping for breath, he heard a rustling in the bushes. was it jamal? | ||
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@XcomReborn bro give me some constructive feedback, what would happen if I look at what you do from day to day, then do the complete opposite of what you do until I'm 42 years old, what would happen? | ||
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where the fuck are xcom reborn im banned in hes channel, and my freind are too and hes freind also he started | ||
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Our Father, who could be an artist in heaven, hallowed be the PhD in thy name; thy kingdom come; thy microwave meal will be done; on the microwave, as it is not in the oven. Give us this day our daily grease free bread. And forgive us our grefers, as we forgive those who gref against us. And lead us not into the temptation of BBC porn; but deliver us from the fear of Jamal. Amen. - The Lord’s Prayer by XcomReborn 2022 | ||
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Please read Statem's messages, that Syria will collect all the evidence sufficient to reveal your truth, and what is the story of the secret conversations that take place between you and people you have become fully aware of | ||
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you can tell this game is only favourable to germans because americans unit can’t come up complete with bars for every crew in squad and Jeep doesn’t look strong enough with the hit points it got that confuses the player thinking it too weak by it appearance | ||
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The British are highly immobile and does little damage we can agree this true for once, with lieutenant fixing army sped to normal, and bren and carrier for high damage, and fast lorries that’s highly immobile. Make’s perfect sense to me. Yes I’ll can see a highly immobile faction. Maybe you compare rabbit and slow are the same with this logic. | ||
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must be a coincidence | ||
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papyrusslice = papercut = syrian tiger = idiot | ||
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he was lost without the constant barrage of stimuli. the endless notifications and the security of the digital world. but as he lay on the sand, gasping for breath, he heard a rustling in the bushes. was it jamal? | ||
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I went to the dermatologist because of psoriasis on 90% of my skin. I had to open my phone to show him pictures of what it looks like. meanwhile, he is directly beside me on his computer and can see my phone screen, so I unlock it and at full volume a porn video starts playing and all he sees is Jamal’s hung bbc on my screen pounding this woman screaming I immediately got so scared so I closed the tab on my phone - XcomReborn |