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edgewalker69 |
Excuse me, sir, we only serve homemade pasta here! | ||
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farisjc |
lol which home made it? | ||
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farisjc |
you? | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Seriously, guys. I don’t even understand copypasta. Why do you guys even do this copypasta thing. It doesn’t even make sense. | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Look what i got you - another copypasta about how i hate retarded twitch kids who copypaste shitty pointless posts and spam facememes, but I obviously aim for you all idiots to copypaste this as well so I feel myself relevant for once in my fucking life | ||
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edgewalker69 |
THIS CHAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER MADE. I MEAN INSTEAD OF HAVING A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION ON AWESOME THINGS LIKE PHILOSOPHY AND OTHER AWESOME THINGS LIKE JAZZ YOU GUYS ARE JUST SPAMMING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS GET A LIFE. | ||
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edgewalker69 |
You'll get'em next time X cum! | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the corner. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak. But don't let your midlife crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a Twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick. | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Company of Heroes is the trusted wonder pill for the over 40's that is guaranteed to keep you away from the edge of the abyss and your gold fish in the bowl. It's cheaper than leather pants, strip clubs, cigarettes, Asian lady boys, a convertible, or gambling. | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Get all the effects of sniffing gasoline without the stigma. Common side effects include uncontrollable sweating, spontaneous orgasms while yawning. Wear thick underwear and avoid the elevator. | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
geegee | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
Russians dont have plans. | ||
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edgewalker69 |
It looked like a Russian invasion we've seen before. | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
United States of America really showed Russia how it was done with the Iran shinanigans. | ||
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edgewalker69 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ea2-kt8ox4 | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
That's why it's called war sadly | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
And we enjoy war movies too. Like Band of Brothers and Saving Pirate Xborn | ||
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edgewalker69 |
!voice 2 | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Speaker selected as James_Earl_Jones | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Lucky China cunt! | ||
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natzenkatzen |
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no - Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Arrest that man X cum! | ||
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edgewalker69 |
He is giving you the Sun Tzu treatment! | ||
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natzenkatzen |
he's got alittle surprise for you | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
Keep calm XbornReCum | ||
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pwnstickk |
luft is op as shit against tanks | ||
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natzenkatzen |
he won't go tank he won't go tanks - goes tanks | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
lmao i was about to say something offensive according to twitch so i got a notice where i could choose to say it or not. | ||
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edgewalker69 |
So why did you just say it? | ||
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edgewalker69 |
The terrorist won now, bro?? |