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| Sep 16, 2021 02:33:28 |
xcoinbetbot |
Betting has ended, gl! | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:32:10 |
xcoinbetbot |
Supreme Cosmic Overlord Artvandlay has bet 1.35 XCoin(s) on Xcomreborn to win with a probability of 0.5. | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:32:10 |
artvandlay |
!bet 1.35 win | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:31:54 |
xcoinbetbot |
Supreme Cosmic Overlord Artvandlay bet 1.4 but only has 1.35 XCoin(s). | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:31:54 |
artvandlay |
!bet 1.4 win | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:31:28 |
xcoinbetbot |
You have 120 seconds to place your bets. | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:31:28 |
xcoinbetbot |
Probability for Xcomreborn to win : 0.5. | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:31:28 |
xcoinbetbot |
Xcomreborn Vs. Opponent. | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:31:28 |
cohopponentbot |
!startbets XcomReborn WM Vs. Relar US | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:31:19 |
cohopponentbot |
Relar : de : US : 1v1 Rank 125 : lvl 11 : cohstats.com/i?d=76561198080161910 | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:27:16 |
wagwanbumbaclot |
at from opposing faction does more damage in your own hands and vice versa | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:27:01 |
xcoinbetbot |
The betting session has completed but no bets were placed. | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:27:01 |
xcoinbetbot |
Well done Xcomreborn. | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:27:01 |
cohopponentbot |
!i won | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:23:50 |
lvfr88 |
why does it feel like rifles use shrecks so much better than other infantry units | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:21:11 |
wagwanbumbaclot |
armor doc? | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:18:45 |
artvandlay |
strafe this guy | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:18:23 |
edgewalker69 |
So well loved among the masses Kappa | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:18:12 |
edgewalker69 |
Yes, the good old professor of logic joke Kappa | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:17:51 |
elnur009 |
“No.” “Oh, you must be one of them gays!” | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:17:29 |
elnur009 |
And, uh, the other guy lights up a cigarette and jokingly says “As soon as I light this cigarette, I bet the bus is gonna show up.” Sure enough, he lights it, and the bus comes around the corner. Chuck, amazed again, asks him if he’s a professor of logic. The guy with the cigarette doesn’t know what that means, he asks Chuck to explain. Chuck doesn’t quite know how, and he says, “Here, let me give you an example.” “Sure, what” “You have a doghouse?” “No.” | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:17:11 |
elnur009 |
“I am, that’s right.” “Now you see. Just by asking you if you have a doghouse, I was able to determine you’re a heterosexual male.” Chuck just goes, “Wow! That’s unbelievable.” And he leaves, impressed. The next day, our guy Chuck, the main one, not the professor, he’s hustling to get to the bus stop. So, he gets there. Sees this guy next to him, he asks him if the bus has already come. “No, it hasn’t.” Chuck says oh, guess we’ll just have to wait a few minutes, then. | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:16:52 |
elnur009 |
And the professor says, “Let me give you an example. Do you have a doghouse?” “Uh, yeah.” “Well, then I’d assume you have a dog.” “Yeah.” “Well, you know, when dogs have dog houses, and they live in them, that means you have a few kids, and it’s theirs and they take care of it.” “I do have kids. Two of ‘em actually.” “Alright, you got kids. That usually means you’re married. To a woman, in most cases.” “Yeah, I’m married to a woman. “Well, then you’re a heterosexual male.” | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:16:20 |
elnur009 |
“This guy Chuck goes over to his neighbor, who’s just moved in. He tells him the usual, “Hi, just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood, what’s your name?” The guy’s like “Hi, I’m Jerry.” Eventually they get to what they do. Chuck goes “I’m a plumber.” The other guy says he’s a professor of logic at a university. Chuck asks him, “What do you teach?” “I’m a professor of logic.” “What do you mean by that?” | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:16:03 |
elnur009 |
you ready sexcom? | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:15:58 |
elnur009 |
sure I can tell | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:14:16 |
elnur009 |
you never heard professor of logic joke? :( | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:13:54 |
craigo198 |
no saturday night live | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:13:15 |
elnur009 |
I loved him | ||
| Sep 16, 2021 02:12:55 |
elnur009 |
did you heard norm macdonalds died sexcom :( |
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