user name | message | ||
craigo198 |
i wanted a girl. she showed me her womb. I said you like my Norwegian wood? | ||
craigo198 |
watch him go snipers him being king | ||
craigo198 |
its a pretty huge dick | ||
craigo198 |
have you seen his Norwegian wood eggs calm? | ||
craigo198 |
i demand a recount and full investigation of the voting machines | ||
craigo198 |
there wasnt even time for a smear campaign | ||
craigo198 |
just take your hand and shake ur dick.. in 5 or 10 mins you might get a pole | ||
craigo198 |
statement. make your statement | ||
craigo198 |
i have a pretty huge dick too | ||
craigo198 |
ask eggs calm how to earn xcoins. the hard way | ||
craigo198 |
and hit the high notes eggs calm | ||
craigo198 |
all i want for christmas is you | ||
craigo198 |
transfer cohcaine to statementcoh | ||
craigo198 |
cohcaine and dicks hell of a combo | ||
craigo198 |
Proboscis monkey | ||
craigo198 |
can we get a few more sips for cum dude | ||
craigo198 |
bob the builder has a vagina now didnt you hear? | ||
craigo198 |
no wonder guys are getting sex changes right? | ||
craigo198 |
oh ya there is alot of big dicks in engineering | ||
craigo198 |
does sack you mean do take your sack off? | ||
craigo198 |
is that why you dont work? you dont like being careful? | ||
craigo198 |
i take it you have personal experience with bringing that mug to work | ||
craigo198 |
dang i was just going to mention your boosting | ||
craigo198 |
eggs calm I found your mug https://www.etsy.com/listing/1047759880/i-have-a-phd-pretty-huge-dick-funny-mug?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=penis+mug&ref=sc_gallery-1-12&plkey=bd89ccfc9c2ad02a4fcf0a98fdbe9ebc8a7377f2%3A1047759880&pro=1&frs=1&col=1 | ||
craigo198 |
a phallic shaped coffee mug | ||
craigo198 |
eggs calm sipping the microscopic babies off the top of his latte | ||
craigo198 |
whenever eggs calm enters a room that last song plays | ||
craigo198 |
why are your hands dirty you filthy animal?? | ||
craigo198 |
ya going for early road blocks is devastation | ||
craigo198 |
at least he got some air time |