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smartasstv |
Yo, listen up here's a story About a little 5'11 Canadian white guy with blue eyes That lives in a white world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just white Like him inside and outside white his house With a blue little window And a white corvette And everything is white for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to | ||
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DumaisTV is the type of guy who would Block a a white girl on Tinder after she said she Blue (Sad) instead of saying she was white | ||
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Now, let's talk about my apartment. It's not the biggest or fanciest place in the world, but it's cozy and has all the necessities. Plus, I only pay $2,500 a month for rent, which is practically a steal in this city. Oh, and did I mention I have the Samsung CEO on speed dial? Yeah, we go way back. I like to film videos of my Asian girlfriends and my friend Jamal hanging out at my place, and I send them to the CEO for a little bonus. Don't worry, I always ask for their consent first. | ||
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My taxable income is $138,467, but don't let that intimidate you. I promise I won't be that guy who flaunts his money at fancy restaurants and whatnot. I prefer to keep things low-key and casual, like grabbing a burger and fries at a food truck. Speaking of which, have you tried that new Korean BBQ truck on 7th street? It's pretty amazing rofl. | ||
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The name's tcSONGS, and if you're looking for a refrigerator engineer who drives a silver Nissan 350Z, then boy are you in luck. I'm not just any ordinary fridge fixer-upper, oh no. I'm like the Tony Stark of refrigeration, minus the Iron Man suit (I'm still working on that). | ||
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smartasstv |
Black people tip me the least when I’m working at the restaurant - DumaisTV 2021 | ||
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DumaisTV is the type of guy when growing up, his parents will read him super racist bedtime stories like ten little ******* for example. | ||
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smartasstv |
I prefer nubmuffin over dumaisTV because at least Nubmuffin is brutally honest about his racisim, compared to dumaisTV trying very hard to hide his racisim, and he fails at it because he’s very bad at hiding it | ||
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smartasstv |
Simply is the type of guy that would take a 6/10 woman who smokes over 10/10 women who don’t smoke, because according to his cigarette addiction logic, 6/10 sex with a 6/10 woman turns into 12/10 when he smokes a cigarette with the woman after sex, because the cigarette doubles the rating of the experience as a 2x multiplier according to his cigarette addiction mathematics. | ||
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smartasstv |
Xcomrborn is the type of guy, who when he gets a VR machine, instead of using it like a normal person and going around the world to visit different places or playing videogames virtually, he immediately goes to his favorite BBC porn scene with Jamal to get a virtual BBC experience. | ||
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smartasstv |
A white man like DumaisTV saying he only wants to be with white women because he only likes light skin and light eyes is different from a Black woman who prefers men of color because she wants to avoid fetish-seeking matches and racist messages (slavery (master/slave) roleplay) | ||
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smartasstv |
XcomReborn is the type of guy that has a PhD., so he’s smart enough to know that if he goes to a store in the daytime, there is a high chance of a British Zoomer Like Zulu recording him on tik tok, catching him being racist and going viral on tik tok with the video title “middle aged man caught being racist in 4k”, (very high chance) but at the same time he’s too afraid to go out at night because of jamal, causing a dilemma which causes him to stay indoors most of the time. | ||
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smartasstv |
Xcom is the type of guy on the first day of work, will buy so many microwave meals and fill up the work refrigerator with microwave meals to a point where the other workers cannot fit their fresh foods in the work refergerator | ||
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smartasstv |
42 years old and turn 43 soon . male. lower middle class 6 foot 1 average build white British above average looks (a little bit overweight now because I don’t exercise but that’s fixable) below average social skills rejected by hundreds of women gave up about 7 years ago. | ||
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Xcom is the type of guy when playing a sport, he will pick the position like a goalie or punter that requires least amount of cardio, time, effort and energy and will just sit there on his phone and play video games and watch porn whole game | ||
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smartasstv |
Xcom is the type of guy after getting banned, he will back off and obey the rules because he’s afraid to lose his only source of social contact to the outside world and will have major PTSD and fear about getting banned again even years after the ban while Kaos is more the type of guy that will get banned, and after getting unbanned months later will double down with zero fear and not obey the rules like a slavic warrior singing my dad is a war criminal. | ||
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smartasstv |
But watching Jamal's videos gave XcomReborn a sense of vicarious pleasure. He could imagine himself in Jamal's shoes, charming and confident, surrounded by adoring women. He would sit in front of his computer, eating his microwave meals, and watch as Jamal went from girl to girl, flirting and making them laugh. XcomReborn would feel a surge of envy and resentment towards Jamal, but he couldn't stop watching. | ||
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smartasstv |
Hmmm....i'm forty-fuckin'-two yrs old,brain of a 25yr old,feel like a vigin cuz' i havent had a b.j. or straight fuckin' since.....never-!! I'm a goofy guy..i like to dewel on negative things...,love to ask questions to girls & vise virsa...tell them things about guys they dont know-!Photography...missed out documenting b.j.'s,flashing girls in my car. ...like to film while i can.Dont like to be like other guys... | ||
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DumaisTV is the type of guy that plays so much coh3 to a point where when he sees a black girl at a bar (has to be at least half white for him to be attracted) would start some cringe conversation about the Afrika Korps and how Germany tried to make Africa Great again during ww2. | ||
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smartasstv |
No Jamal no shaniqua, No BBC BWC BBQ with with white friends DumaisWhitePrideCanada ⚔️🇬🇧 RTS Pro✔️ retired PhD Best UK Microwave meal master Voice of a boomer Knowing of all things microwave and porn related Better than you at living a sedentary lifestyle 🇬🇧⚔️ | ||
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smartasstv |
There is just something so beautiful about a blonde hair blue eyed woman playing in the snow, an asian girl playing in the bamboo forest or rice field is just not the same. All Asian women look the same you know? - DumaisTV 2023 | ||
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DumaisTV is the type of guy that thinks that when a black mother and white father have a lighter-skinned baby girl, it’s a racial upgrade, but when a white mother and black father have a darker-skinned baby girl, it’s a racial downgrade. | ||
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smartasstv |
Xcom is the type of guy who by the end of his lifetime has seen more naked women than Ghengis Khan (virtually) while at the same time maintaining the same number of body counts and romantic relationships as Issac Newton. | ||
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smartasstv |
DumaisTV is the type of guy who goes to a canadian country folk song concert that sings about white couples falling in love, and when he sees the white crowd with his blue Aryan eyes feels a great sense of DumaisWhitePride and feels that he should lead his people to DumaisPepoMakeCanadaWhiteAgainCanada | ||
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smartasstv |
DumaisTV is the type of guy when he sees Johnny Sins hitting it, feels a sense of DumaisWhitePride, while Xcom is more of the type of guy when he sees Johnny Sins hitting it will start to complain about how he’s not hitting it right (doesn’t get same fear and adrenaline rush) and demand that the girl make the scene again with Jamal instead. | ||
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smartasstv |
DumaisTV is the type of guy when a black man is jogging in his neighborhood will be the first to get in his car and follow him in his car, (left hand driving the car) / (Right hand calling the royal mounted police) following the man from a safe distance from his car, while xcom is more the type of guy who is too afraid to follow Jamal but instead call the police from his balcony from a very far distance. | ||
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smartasstv |
DumaisTV is the type of guy who will pick his doctors based on WHTIE last names (must have DumaisHeavyWhite CheckMark next to name) and avoid doctors with Asian last names (Black doctors don’t exist in his part of Canada). But when he gets to the office though and releases the doctor is an asian woman (married a white man, hence the white name chance) will disrespectfully call her Dr. Ling Ling, then storm out of the doctor’s office yelling all asian women look the same. | ||
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smartasstv |
I have a theory that dumaisTV likes white on white porn because it’s very realistic for him (been with 28 white women streak) while for Xcom the idea of him being with a woman is very unrealistic (never been with a woman) so it’s much more hot to fantizie about Jamal doing the work for him. | ||
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smartasstv |
DumaisTV is the type of guy who would invest in an app that puts a DumaisHeavyWHITECheck mark on white-owned businesses so that old-school white neoconservatives can enjoy North America like back in the good old days. | ||
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XcomReborn is the type of guy who doesn’t save himself for marriage, but instead saves himself for the first female human AI robot. Little does he know that his sedentary lifestyle and greasy microwave food addiction will take him out before the first human female AI sex robot will be created. |
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