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napoleonicass |
I'm thinking if xcom can do a horny 25 years of sexual frustration energy release, but it would take a human sexuality expert like Dr. John Boner Jones to figure out how to horny release 25 years of sexual frustration energy , we need an expert | ||
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10bag |
bro you've only seem him within the context of his twitch stream, in the real world he doesn't even go outside due to bushes | ||
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hjtheman |
i have a dad bod | ||
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capricciosa |
eggscom has the voice of an angel AngelThump | ||
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juarezrigo |
even dad bod is not a problem some girls into that | ||
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juarezrigo |
xcom has charm | ||
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10bag |
bro xcom doesn't have the necessary charm to exploit women, they would pick up on the 25 years sexual frustration incel energy and immediately desertify their canal | ||
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pr0jectigi |
you know that you can place v1 on Brit howie in fog of war after first shot it reveal itself ? | ||
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hjtheman |
this looks like arcamis the great | ||
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juarezrigo |
xcom should have kept beeing a college professor and fuck with hot female students with low grades for better grades | ||
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hjtheman |
or maybe smurf i see | ||
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hjtheman |
position 227 eggs are you trolling though | ||
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napoleonicass |
20 years of sexual frustration energy would be some very big sweeping motion hip thrusting | ||
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10bag |
If xcom had sex, what is the possibility he would get a heart attack because he cardio won't hold up? Sex is medium-low cardio task | ||
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juarezrigo |
im more worried about xcom walking his apartment stairs than xcom dying of sex | ||
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napoleonicass |
but it depends how aggressive he's hip thrusting | ||
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napoleonicass |
@10bag If xcom had sex, what is the possibility he would get a heart attack because he cardio won't hold up? Sex is medium-low cardio task | ||
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juarezrigo |
1987 | ||
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10bag |
xcom bro when was the last time you did some high cardio? | ||
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1aveator |
xcom lurks in every stream | ||
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pr0jectigi |
excom did you see your old buddy streaming today....RukaCLNoggano | ||
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10bag |
xcom only capable of very small tasks (low cardio) and definitely cannot handle out-running Jamal (high cardio) | ||
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10bag |
Xcomreborn is the type of guy when he sees a human-sized bush or bigger, he says the N-word to get an adrenaline rush from the possibility of Jamal jumping out of the bushes and chasing him back to his flat, even though in real life his cardio would not hold up all the way to his flat and Jamal would definitely get him after a few hundred meters because his cardio won’t hold up. | ||
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johnnyrapid001 |
finish your mine eggscom | ||
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napoleonicass |
Xcomreborn is the type of guy when he sees a human-sized bush or bigger, he says the N-word to get an adrenaline rush from the possibility of Jamal jumping out of the bushes and chasing him back to his flat, even though in real life his cardio would not hold up all the way to his flat and Jamal would definitely get him after a few hundred meters because his cardio won’t hold up. | ||
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juarezrigo |
i walked home at dark today from the pool and i had no fear or someone jumping out of the bushes because i exercise regular | ||
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juarezrigo |
lodzje | ||
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10bag |
why do you say about me Hackers, you are the real Hacker, you say about me Hackers Jeter, and you are the hacker factory | ||
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10bag |
if i'm not pay i lodzje? i don't want lodzje, so i pay. This is everytime more pay. We have to pay everytime, why? cuz everyone pay. pay pay, they says pay? you win? fuckoff, so if you pay you win and if i not pay then i am lodzje? you want to make me lodzje????? always make cash, cash pay, cash and then they say no pay, why? because you have to lodzje! no pay? but i want to pay! if i pay i'm win? if i'm not pay i'm lodzje, shut the fuck | ||
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juarezrigo |
there is some motherfuckers out there, that want your women, maybe hes hungry, make sure to make that your motivation |
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