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edgewalker69

Arrest that man X cum!

natzenkatzen

But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no - Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider

edgewalker69

Lucky China cunt!

cohopponentbot

Speaker selected as James_Earl_Jones

edgewalker69

!voice 2

itsbroomstick97

And we enjoy war movies too. Like Band of Brothers and Saving Pirate Xborn

itsbroomstick97

That's why it's called war sadly

edgewalker69

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ea2-kt8ox4

itsbroomstick97

United States of America really showed Russia how it was done with the Iran shinanigans.

edgewalker69

It looked like a Russian invasion we've seen before.

itsbroomstick97

Russians dont have plans.

itsbroomstick97

geegee

edgewalker69

Get all the effects of sniffing gasoline without the stigma. Common side effects include uncontrollable sweating, spontaneous orgasms while yawning. Wear thick underwear and avoid the elevator.

edgewalker69

Company of Heroes is the trusted wonder pill for the over 40's that is guaranteed to keep you away from the edge of the abyss and your gold fish in the bowl. It's cheaper than leather pants, strip clubs, cigarettes, Asian lady boys, a convertible, or gambling.

edgewalker69

Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the corner. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak. But don't let your midlife crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a Twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick.

edgewalker69

You'll get'em next time X cum!

edgewalker69

THIS CHAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER MADE. I MEAN INSTEAD OF HAVING A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION ON AWESOME THINGS LIKE PHILOSOPHY AND OTHER AWESOME THINGS LIKE JAZZ YOU GUYS ARE JUST SPAMMING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS GET A LIFE.

edgewalker69

Look what i got you - another copypasta about how i hate retarded twitch kids who copypaste shitty pointless posts and spam facememes, but I obviously aim for you all idiots to copypaste this as well so I feel myself relevant for once in my fucking life

edgewalker69

Seriously, guys. I don’t even understand copypasta. Why do you guys even do this copypasta thing. It doesn’t even make sense.

farisjc

you?

farisjc

lol which home made it?

edgewalker69

Excuse me, sir, we only serve homemade pasta here!

farisjc

its pretty hilarious

farisjc

is that AI generated pasta?

edgewalker69

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itsbroomstick97

Doctors hate him. Priests fear him. HR has a restraining order against him. He hasn’t slept since Tuesday, his heartbeat sounds like a drum solo in a collapsing mine shaft, and his sweat can dissolve Styrofoam at twenty paces. With every sip of X com Energy Tea, your spine straightens, your vision tunnels, and your internal monologue starts yelling at strangers in traffic. Forget inner peace — embrace outer chaos. X com Energy Tea: legally classified as “probably fine in small amounts.”

edgewalker69

Buy it now!

edgewalker69

Stay alert and on edge 24-7 with a can of X com energy tea! Side effects include chain-smoking, verbal diarrhea, and post-nasal drop that tastes like battery acid. Masturbate like a frenzied chimp with no results and bite your nails until your fingers bleed. Work an extra shift tomorrow with X com energy tea. Strippers swear by it! Asian ladyboys spread for it. Sleep and ability to ejaculate really are overrated. This is real X-factor energy!

itsbroomstick97

a mæd lad he is.

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