user name /\ | message | ||
whodahexdatguy |
looking for someone to come over and stomp on my train set while i masterbate. no weirdos though please | ||
ascensionofironroman |
RTS Pro ✔ retired PhD ✔ Best UK Microwave meal master ✔ Voice of a boomer ✔ Knowing of all things microwave and porn related ✔ Better than you at living a sedentary lifestyle ✔ | ||
lordshish |
⚔️🇬🇧 RTS Pro ✔️ retired PhD ✔️ Best UK Microwave meal master ✔️ Voice of a boomer ✔️ Knowing of all things microwave and porn related ✔️ Better than you at living a sedentary lifestyle 🇬🇧 ✔️ ⚔️ | ||
cohopponentbot |
.:: Hinix ::. : mx : PE : 1v1 Rank 75 : lvl 11 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198169727471 | ||
10bag |
⚔️🇬🇧 RTS Pro ✔️ retired PhD ✔️ Best UK Microwave meal master ✔️ Voice of a boomer ✔️ Knowing of all things microwave and porn related ✔️ Better than you at living a sedentary lifestyle 🇬🇧 ✔️ ⚔️ | ||
ascensionofironroman |
RTS Pro ✔ retired PhD ✔ Best UK Microwave meal master ✔ Voice of a boomer ✔ Knowing of all things microwave and porn related ✔ Better than you at living a sedentary lifestyle ✔ | ||
pr0jectigi |
I am looking for a person to hold my phone steady while I masturbate, no wetrdos please | ||
whodahexdatguy |
wtf LUL | ||
10bag |
Xcom type of guy to be pissed everytime he goes to grocery store because he always sees Jamal with his dream girl, and the only way for him to release.the racism energy is going home and watching BBC porn instead of doing a normal Asian Vietcong racism releases | ||
tinymini0n |
just turn it off LUL | ||
spicemerchant69 |
Perfect | ||
lordshish |
10% less | ||
whodahexdatguy |
Xcom is the type of guy when his microwave meal is ready, instead of waiting two minutes for his food to cool down, he wants instant gratification and eats his food right away and burns his mouth, but instead of learning from his mistake, he will do the same thing again and keep burning his mouth over and over again on hot microwave meals | ||
lordshish |
now its too loud | ||
10bag |
saw this french movie about concert pianist, so basically they start at like 4 years old and practice like 9 hours a day. Xcom could be an artist if he directed all his sexual 20 years of sexual frustration energy into art, instead of using his sexual energy to watch porn 9 hours a day | ||
lordshish |
its fine now | ||
spicemerchant69 |
The TTS is pretty low tho | ||
lordshish |
Amen | ||
whodahexdatguy |
Xcom is the type of guy after getting banned, he will back off and obey the rules because he’s afraid to lose his only source of social contact to the outside world and will have major PTSD and fear about getting banned again even years after the ban while Kaos is more the type of guy that will get banned, and after getting unbanned months later will double down with zero fear and not obey the rules like a slavic warrior singing my dad is a war criminal. | ||
10bag |
Our Father, who could be an artist in heaven, hallowed be the PhD in thy name; thy kingdom come; thy microwave meal will be done; on the microwave, as it is not in the oven. Give us this day our grease free bread. And forgive us our grefers, as we forgive those who gref against us. And lead us not into the temptation of BBC porn; but deliver us from the fear of Jamal. Amen. - The Lord’s Prayer by XcomReborn 2022 | ||
lordshish |
bro | ||
lordshish |
tell the riflemen to put supressors on | ||
lordshish |
in the distance | ||
lordshish |
then i heard my voice | ||
pr0jectigi |
1200 manpower, make 3 snipers | ||
lordshish |
bro for a minute i couldnt hear it because everything else was much louder | ||
lordshish |
out of 100 | ||
lordshish |
TTS is on about 5 volume | ||
lordshish |
no | ||
lordshish |
oh |