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10bag |
There once was a man named Xcom Who loved his microwave meals, he'd chomp He'd heat them up fast And eat them at last But his health was in a downward slump | ||
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gravemouthcoh |
and what happened next? | ||
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10bag |
Xcom was an overweight celibate man who spent most of his time alone, eating microwave meals and playing his favorite video game, Company of Heroes. Despite his lack of a social life, Xcom was happy with his routine and found comfort in the virtual world of the game. He had never been in a serious relationship, and had chosen to focus on himself and his hobbies rather than dating. | ||
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10bag |
bro this chatgpt thing is very observant | ||
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fireball933 |
maybe he's using chet | ||
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fireball933 |
Xcom is the type of guy that's so out of shape, on his first day of training as a truck driver, he falls from trying to get into the truck because he doesn't have the simple athleticism to go inside a tall truck. | ||
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10bag |
xcom bro are you even stronk enough to start an engine with a pull cord these days? | ||
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fireball933 |
@smoko_coh jewcy* strafe | ||
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smoko_coh |
I see a juicy strafe in your future | ||
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fireball933 |
@XcomReborn if you were a truck driver serial killer, would you use a chainsaw to dismember the women's bodies? | ||
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10bag |
The number of chainsaws needed depends on the specific use and needs of the individual or organization. For personal use, one or two chainsaws may be sufficient for basic tasks such as cutting firewood or clearing brush. For professional or commercial use, a larger number of chainsaws may be necessary to handle a greater volume of work. It ultimately depends on the specific needs and usage of the chainsaws. | ||
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krastorius |
imagine, the xcom and sopa singing and the bandleader 10bag is dancing full of passion to this lovely voices | ||
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fireball933 |
zanders love me? cmonBruh fish 🐠🐟 | ||
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fireball933 |
bro should I ask chatgbt hen Xcom is going to re enter the dating market? | ||
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cohopponentbot |
recoup : kr : US : 1v1 Rank 16 : lvl 15 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199247774086 | ||
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gravemouthcoh |
anyone knows how to open a .dwarf file? | ||
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fireball933 |
@XcomReborn do you have to use a xcomreFind to find your opponent's dick? | ||
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10bag |
nobody wants to see high skill games, they want to see knoobs raging at each other | ||
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evil_beyond |
call him a noob eggs com | ||
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fireball933 |
@XcomReborn how big is this JJB34 guy's dick? | ||
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krastorius |
holy shit, every schelde game has more skill than this | ||
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krucjator1 |
Skośny dostał na dziąsło | ||
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gravemouthcoh |
@fireball933 life is short, spend oall your earnings on hookers Kappa | ||
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fireball933 |
greasemouth is the type of guy that couldn't buy a ps2 because instead of saving up money like 10bag and his brother, he kept spending the money on greasy greek foods and could never afford a ps2 | ||
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10bag |
@fireball933 bro we played the first few hours of red faction over and over again | ||
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gravemouthcoh |
you should thanks him for all the chrecks | ||
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10bag |
never needed 8 megabytes more than that moment in life WutFace | ||
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fireball933 |
@10bag playing GTA san andres without memory card, trying to do speed runs as fast as you can and go as far as possible | ||
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gravemouthcoh |
memory cards, oh god damn there was a time you needed that LUL | ||
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evil_beyond |
jesus eggs com u lost more 17 pounders than boner jones kilograms |
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